Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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