Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
