How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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