Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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