Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
