i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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