i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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