Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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