I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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