So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
The ass gains better be worth it
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