I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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