Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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