the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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