Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I have so many feelings about this burrito
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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