The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
