absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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