also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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