I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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