Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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