Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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