Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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