do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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