Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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