she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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