Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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