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Church boner. Awkwardddd
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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