I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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