Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Drake has all the answers
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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