Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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