Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
