We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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