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I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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