you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
