So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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