I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Couch. On fire.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
