Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Fuck appropriateness.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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