Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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