The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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