bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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