We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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