would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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