Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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