Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think I am morally bankrupt
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
