sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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