If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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