shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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