So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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