do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Alive.
So much puke
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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