everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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