just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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